Doggo Delight Made of 27 Memes of Woofs and Wagging Tails

We woke up this morning thinking about dog tails. Mainly because our dog woke us up by wagging her tail loudly on the bedside table, making a drum-like thump sound that could wake a bear in hibernation. But not only because of that - we thought about dog tails because they're a marvelous multitool, capable of many floofy antics (regardless of the actual doggo floof that's attached to it).

Dog tails can be a cute rod of happiness, wagging with joy when you give your doggo their most desired belly rubs, smiling from ear to ear while they enjoy this doggo massage. But dog tails can also be weapons of mass destruction if your doggo gets excited near a coffee table with a lot of cups on it. Truly devastating.

And when in doubt? You can always look at your dog's tail to understand how they feel. It's like an emotional meter attached to their behind. If it's tucked in, keep your distance. But if the tail is wagging like an overcharged metronome? Go for it - you can pet dat dawg.

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May we add some additional steps for this already pawrfect plan?
STEP 4: Buy all the dogs on your pack a bajillion yummy treats, because they're all such good boys and girls who deserve to month on something tasty.
STEP 5: Adopt more dogs in accordance with how many leftover treats you have left, because they need to be eaten by more good doggos.
STEP 6: Purchase a huge castle with an open land and forest for all your extra dogs to enjoy.
STEP 7: House all of your 217 dogs in this amazing castle, name it “Canine Castle for Cuties and Patooties", which you will be the Lord or Lady of.
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We all want to be as happy as a puppy - smol, floofy, always cute. It's just the pupper power of happiness that radiates from every puppy in existence. They're pure, precious, and pawrfect. Puppies are truly one of the happiest animals (many second only to the quokka) - and we all wish to be as happy as a puppy is.
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Do you have a Labrador? Well, you already know it's no coincidence they have “Lab” in their name. And you must already know it's a food lab. So all food goes to the Lab for tasting, of course.
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